G I wonder

I just realized it doesn't matter
My life is just all chatter
As I sit thinking of flattering things
The mood gets badder, it brings
The thoughts they clatter and ring
My mind is shattered and bing

Redunkulous decisions

It's quite redonkulous the brothers that bring you all this bronchitis bronchitis go fly a kite in this weather it's kind of warm the kind of thing that creates an electrical storm of sensation syndication validation inebriation I don't even know anymore because I'm imitation crab meat from a can like I said before mad dab it out like it's coming out of the garbage can I cannot speak because the helicopters stops me at my lips as the equivocal gyration of the spot between your hips as you shake them all around and I cannot stop but quip as I think to myself damn this s*** is kind of sick like oatmeal vibe green who wants to eat that as Yucca man are the Ninja Turtles cereal from 1993 and then again spam in a pan is better than spam from a can and so you see this is where this Story begins the story of me I was like maybe 5 or 6 you see and I'm wearing my snowsuit running around like a crazy mad cat all around where you see me wearing a hat but it's not a snow hat it's a Whimsical bat and I don't know where the picture came from or where I got that but there's like I think a Smoking Gun in the background aliens flying all around town and me I got the brown brown brownish snowsuit all around this whole time I ain't said a thing even though I said stuff it's like I'm in the wrestling ring with words and enough just to get by but really I'm running circles around  myself and I lie about telling myself the things that I think that I thunk that'll I help yeah even still my feelings are fine it's just me that feels ill is lyrical beans that I spill are for nothing because really what are they for the fur roughing

Rambled freestyle 001

I am an avid blogger as well I'm like a sensation I'm even bigger when I bring them vibrations I go and give her all my aspirations I go and get her Venom decorations either way Christmas is coming and going and I don't even know where to even stop will begin to begin this flow because my mind is overflowing with overdrawn and over carried all kinds of things that I find to be quite scary and I don't even know I don't even show how I feel because I don't even know if these feelings are quite real I don't even know if what I should do is beyond the limits of the limitations that I got to get because I'm imitation crab meat from a can can you even bigot man can you even open this up inside your brain I demand you tell the story like Christopher Walken going for a walk and even wearing Crocs and s*** it's crazy candles that light or get little light there like LEDs in there out of sight out of mind all kinds of colors all the time I didn't know gallbladder getting fatter like John Madden sings obvious I feel like you didn't even write the things that I said the things that I was saying you kind of gave up man what's wrong with you you playing with me you playing with my mind I said things about octopus and grease and grime and you forgot them you forgot them from the bottom and you didn't recognize them and now I went and forgot him myself I put them on a Shelf and now they're gone there's somebody else's damn once again I am an avid blogger and I forgotten what I was saying but instead I said this other stuff so it's kind of like I'm playing a game with my mind and your mind as you read and pass time as past tense rewrites itself and pretense and I pretended I in my defense came up with this but really it just kind of s*** out of my mind and it's quite silly and well it's from my mind to your mind like from farm-to-table but really from the farm of my mind to your stable conditions are unsettling say the least like Judas Priest or even those guys with the things in the feast on that picture there's like Jesus and a whole bunch of brothers and they're all holding hands and there's like someone's mother and I don't even know I don't even know what I'm talking about no more I'm just rambling on this whole thing needs a score

Jibber jabber the same

I'm all excited cause frankly been a minute since I writed..... Wrote, and don't quote me but speaking is just as spoke as thought is think and that's something I do a lot. Now that I've gotten your attention I'll pretend to be able to show just what I've got.
Friday night and I sit down to reminiscence now I'm twisted it's specific yet im sticking to the list, like santa im checking twice but i dont care whose nice or  naughty
Falling asleep in body in mind I'm ready for laudy doddy, Quite simply nonspecific, not asking for masking .  Apply the crown molding and let's get fasting.

Been a minute

It's been a minute... I went, oh yeah I went and did it... I spent, I think I spent it?

Intent  to let you invent it, envision decisions reduced to addiction, seduced by religion and imposed upon by those in the perfect positions with ambitions to advantageously oust the opposition this then is the world that we, Yes we are living in...

Been gone for a minute off delving in ditches; digging holes that trolls often use to transgress their dire issues. Expose the underlying undermining undecided illustrious industrious a must see and if must, oh I suppose you must. Bring an umbrella or get covered in crust. Bring a sombrero  or be reduced to just ashes and dust.

I'm going to have to accept that it must have been the design; All that I see when I look in my mind is alligator river in a clip from the that film where the chimpanzee is slightly bigger and the film is kind of grainy, man my mind is slightly hazy just crazy under a spell and the movie was terrible and it didn't do well. In fact it bankrupted 3 studios who were all forced to sell.

Yeah a lot hasn't happened or at all if at any I hope all this answers any questions you might have been pertaining to the posts and only if and when I pretend to be canny crassness eruption of the worst kind of panties.

Senseless envision decisions of raisins. Salmon fishing picnics and taste testing paintings one chip at a time in a glass make a cucumber where in the world does he come up with this you must wonder.

Me brains...

Hopping moves

Hop to the bop and bing bang boom everybody in the room sharing fate so soon
Swing to the left yeah swing to the right
Clean the dishes all together getting dirty outta sight
Spin to the side and bing bang boom
 Hop to the bop and that's what I do

Junk in my mind

Didactically interesting thoughts presumed left getting fed from on the floor and clues are glue if the c is a g, it's true.

Next I'll be selling thoughts I thought that I knew,Off with the hens pen from rockaboo, battle axe soaked in cream but shiny still

Next of kin is often best matched donor uncle bill adored with likeness, snoring so hard it's like he's drowning in politeness

Lobsters often thought taught teaching how not to get caught cause its known they'll be brought to be sold until they rot out of home.

figured out

Insane is the mind of the man who perceives that his repeated actions will eventually lead to something other than the outcome that he always receives, don't mean to spoil this surprise, but that man I speak of is me;

My expectations were not as astronomical as once thought, given it was a whim, but I figured out this plot as I planned and i schemed, suddenly it didn't seem I had it all figured out as I once thought, and I dreamed.

I have come to the conclusion, all is fair as my confusion has settled down to despair, and it's quite clear that my occlusion is only superficial anyway, it's all just on the surface.

After all these thoughts I thunk, i think I've figured out my purpose.

lyrical Alchemy

In case you didn't know this, I am a lyrical alchemist;

Not all my formulas work, don't try to duplicate this;

I smash my wording into sentences that often rhyme;

I've done it so long, words come to me all the time;

I've been at it so many years, no longer do I fear;

The failure that's been looming all along, its in the air;

I share this cause I care, i even stoped cutting my hair;

I think you don't believe, but soon I'll drag you to my lair;

This here is how I show, that I have a mind that glows;

The gold I will expose, your intentions I suppose;

Rejections come as cold, expectation predisposed; 

I'm detecting a hint of conjecture, and deflection;

Eminating from your nose, wasn't what I was expecting;

Are you in need of assistance or can I get back to me?;

Cause I'm logging off now, no longer can you reach me.

unintentional freestyle 05

Good morning world here we are and never show it I'm going to talk to you and all my Ryhmes I'm going to blow it I'm staying here now I'm sitting cause I'm a poet just sitting on my chair speaking my mind because I grow it I draw a picture and I want to get you in it and then want to make you feel it cuz like Charlie Sheen I'm in it to win it I'm only winning as far as it goes I guess now that he's losing I gotta stay on my toes its going to walk on those eggshells you hear the crunch go around here that clickety-clack in the crunching of the sound of the ground beneath your feet and as you try to reach new heights you skeet all over yourself because man you in bad health and you can understand why I'm just great help because I take care of myself and first of all most of all I don't let trainees fall and suck my ash hole and that's like number one because you need to see under the sun if you got actresses asterisks then you got a lot of fun I got my balls on a roll and I rolled them along the sun and and they got sand all over them and now they're all crunchy man and the other all sticky and I can understand why it is that Fruit by the Foot is like only 6 inches square are you implying this is 1 square foot are you dementia that is pretentious The Tight Seal blocks in the freshness I can't even reveal what it is that makes my necklace part of understanding how it is in it I am so reckless

unintentional freestyle 04

I'm in the tippsiest toppiest place in my life I am finished I am just been and not feeling any Drive I got myself where I want I take myself to the top ain't no struggle where I am and I ain't never going to stop going to go higher and higher just like the Flames of the fire because I got the flame in me I got the burning desire I am no lie I was like crying because I want you to be there to be scared to be there to be there to know that I am there to share with you all kinds of crazy I'm going to send you the Kragle and haggle with finger to make a yard sale goes wrong hitting the ball made of a flower vase man and I'm singing a song chicken and Chong I'm thinking too long I gotta fart around and I can't tell where the town is I got the bills I got so busy busy and I'm going to take a whiz I got the Wizard's sleeve button up on my neck I made my shirt exclusively of its wizard sleeves oh yes I got the clam chowder slam Bizzle I got the chunky gizzard izzard lizard I'm like a kite in the sky is blue birds are flying by against the blueness of the sky with the stars that are all crying as they Shimmer and shine a billion years ago that's fine but I don't really see what's happening on them now why should I care I'm not really there I don't stop and stare I don't even know that they're there half their time is it a crime to disregard is there any kind of fine should I be scared should I be there should I worry about my hair because I got the tip of my tongue all over bad timing as I'm standing here talking to you sad rhyming it's an attempt to get better even if it ain't the best it doesn't matter it's like an exercise I cannot text because I do this all the time maybe sometimes I don't always ride but even still it ain't no line I got the magical flow and sometimes it gets turned off and sometimes I can not stop sometimes I am a rock I am like a Betty Crocker I'm off my rocker I'm all over the place and it's crazy all kinds of the states of lazy Daisy who knows

signal to space

This is like speaking into the abyss;
Records from a blackhole;
Do I really exist?;
At least I think I do and then so...;
There's no evidence of this;
There's indescribable ferocity;
Extrapolating the data;
My brain talks to me telepathically;
junction conjecture complete without texture;
Wonderous telemetry found within dentistry;
I could mismatch nouns with verbs all day;
Yet no one's there so no need to play.

misinterpreted Freestyle 03

Ferocity could be translated to her only if you even wanted to come with me it would be silly then if you even came with me we would be chilling then inside the back of my car we would be thrilling than riding on a roller coaster I've been all over the place but I ain't never seen the inside of the toaster because I'm toasted all over inside of my throat hurt I got like an exoskeleton of a poster all over the movie it is like a monster's roasting pan of excitement man eating all kinds of crazy things and then you figure out you weren't supposed to eat it because the turkey fattening is all over untreated and it's got dtt and all kinds of crazy wrestling moves inside of it that are beating your white blood cells into submission I'm on a mission from the future to the Past just to get you to admit that when you were at last the least happiest in the past now you can be sappier because I'm here and fastly you need to buckle up your seat belt because the Olive Tree is all kinds of crazy Creek now with the Greeks and the Trojans fighting over the condom Wars and everyone knows where to go where are the whores in the horses that be riding all full of diseases and people and creeps and everyone is treated with the backwardness of sleep

(I've came I've seen and I've conquered for the day)

misinterpreted Freestyle 02

I'll be abundantly slipping as I'm putting gas in the kitchen I got the group with the grease and I got on thats with the cheeks and I got a bullet in the nuts and washers wrenches and sleeps I got the telephone book and all kinds of crazy peeps all over the place because that was the Easter face with the Easter Bunny running around all over the place I've been arriving in Renton I got my hands in my pants and I can't keep what I'm doing all over the plants I got my drum and retention I put myself in detention I got all over the place and I don't even know why because the places that go all over the babies that cry and you trying to keep me down because you don't like where I am because you don't like where I'm staying in or where I came from man because I'm going further than you and I'm going to go all over the place and you can't walk in my shoes because you are a disgrace and you don't even know why but you even try to try that you even try to cry because your kids are like crocodile tears and man I say to you this because I have no fears I need to slow you write down so that you know that I'm here that I'm telling you why your ass is in shambles you fear the wrong things and stay with your grandma's and all over this hello Vernis fallopian tubes pajamas

(Omg this is fun!)

Misinterpreted Freestyle 01

Caught by the dorsal fin of an Oculus drifting amongst carelessness taught unseen various chariots as the recent Awards all of the stairs and in the area against Time unknown to me it was a crime to do what I did but I did it because I mind not to know what it was on the phone I could see what was then I dropped all the stones as a rapid and stabbing and stabbing them in the bath and I don't care what's going on because I'm eating the talcum because then loving you even if your Falcon on the couch because the lapis lazuli's got you all over the opposite of Grouch you been on time today slouch even if oysters are Roach I've been all over the Hut and I ain't seen NE float floating.

(This entire writing was a freestyle spoken into the mic translated to text. Many of the words that are there are misinterpreted by the talk to text but I'm still amused by the outcome. Understand I did not even say half of those words but I like the choices the computer made. Lol.)

life advice p2

I try to avoid things I don't really like;
Like torturous talking with nothing to bite;
Having nothing to chew on, scribble or glue on;
Plasma is as frivolous as jetsam is exciting;

Pay attention to details of which I am writing;
Cause jaws will drop, I'm unboring;
Nobody's bitten off more, its adoring;
Unlike chewing with you mouth open;
Could you please maybe stop, and then think for a moment as the falling balls drop;
As we drink to the moment when we were on top;

I hope to enjoy and not spill even a drop;
Jumping whilst drunk is only half of the voyage;
Stumping a drunk can be enormously joyous;
Humping a drunk can be even more so, believe me;
The things that I've seen could be written for screen;

Screaming in the ears of a deaf doesn't do justice;
Leaning on the shoulder of an amputee is just as;
Horribly wrong as maybe drugging a horse just to win at a rave where the dancing is worse than the best episode of golden girls;
Who am I kidding? Not watching TV is better than the best episode of the same show;

How do I know?;
Cause ignorance is bliss and from I can tell there's no magical kiss that can heal a sleeping spell induced by 1000 MG of sleepy time tea;
Why'd you drink so much you could have saved some for me;
Let this be a lesson learned, stop shopping so big;
Stop buying tea where the bag is a pig.

Abruptly these are my lessons for now;
Stick to the words and try to not have a cow;

gobbledygook 02

Funk a delightful grandeur of a man sir, with an elegant cane and the smock that'd rock you for sure;
I'm deaf to the omission of my name by exibition of my stains the only thing left on this earth when I'm swimming with the fish. 6 volts of electro funk coursing through my brains and boy I'm sunk into a fantastic whimsical satyr with unpurpetuated bliss and the problem with a ceiling is there's never really a miss. Somethings always gonna hit it eventually If not you when the midgets stand tall then you know that we're through.

shart sizzler

My absence has left nothing in its wake;
my arrogance has gotten me nowhere but mistakes; which when quantified can be a lesson in disguise;
I turn the other cheek only later to realize ;
inside theres battling demons which patronize juice; in my thoughts which if not drank, rots darkly into matter and when examined under the right light, all things uncertain become undone even unflatter-ing one, how tight, how wrong, all becomes right.... but I'm not there yet just working towards polished, a bit of goulish charm and sassafras sizzle put a posie on the door knob and let's get bizzle.

changing flow

I just found out I'm addicted to controversy;
I don't know why, but more n more it's apart of me;
I love the chaos the whole thing creates;
The way room tears apart as people try to dictate;
Intentions get tense like the boards on a fence;
The contradictions inducted;
The nut gets turned by the wrench;
I think corrections get made;
Wrongs righted and smooth paved;
Society is crumbling as a new ones secretly made;
All this happening in front of us but we're blinded by the guilt;
So in comes me I speak my mind;
You can stand against or in behind;
The rush it gives, the Attention short lived;
So I try to prolong it but people, like seives, leak from all angles;
The banners star spangled;
The manners still, and that drill are both tangled;
My wires I've crossed, single portion I've lost;
if you care to compare it's congruent my angles;

cheese burg storm

Guten tang to my German buddies
Hola if your in Spain
konichi wa to the Japanese
hello seems kind of lame

Ne how to the Chinese
bonjour to le Francophones
bonjourno e Italiana
and that is all I know.

If your reading this from another language and you like what it is you see, if youd like to say hello please do as I don't disagree.

All languages and customs are welcomed just as long as they have interesting stories and the songs to go along with and the lyrics aren't as boring as me on a rant...are you snoring?

I want 47 holidays all in just one month, times that by twelve and gee I'm stumped that's like 267 or something holidays a year. All of them paid of course, on weekdays have no fear.

Weekends are when you work but they're 20 hour shifts. And weve kinda slashed minimum wage in half, okay a quarter... no a fifth.

We don't use the words OT round here we have coffee breaks and often cheer. My motive here is just aware to me allowed to listen and stare into oblivion as you sit there upon your couch or computer chair, sit up you're starting to slouch.

Yes you, right there. I'm talking to you and if you dare reach into the pail and pull out a slippery eel, that was the deal we made at the top where you got mcdonalds mcdoubles always hit the spot.