holiday fallout folly

Morning after the day, the one after the one that happened before, Christmas; lyrically I'm inclined to insert the story yet unsure of how to make the possibilities the soar, I exaggerate festivities into uninterested unequivocal exasperations as such possibilities which could flatline your flatulence detracting from the tale of unexpected unintended flawless debauchery to say the least, it's uncontested yet stale.

 The story of the gift horse and how the gift giving race came to be, from gift giving beasts, like you and like me. Santy's got his claws on neutral, he's about to make a move. Got a gaggle of reindeer and all they shoe's is like smooth.

Wrapping paper madness makes the twitter babies rattle like a snake getting baked with the goat cheese bladder.  Put the tinsel on the tree, got a train set from Korea and it's kind of hard to read.

Got a pure bred Chinese poodle yet it's really hard to breed, instructions are in Mandarin all I practiced was Cantonese.

Bought a special present for my baby got a greasy goose indeed, distribution became irreversible the same thing goes for gluttony or greed.holiday f

Happy Sauce

This is for everyone who is angry about something; theres no need for hostility, i'll share a couple words which can lead to virility, at least for moi, it's a natural trait I have, It's copious; as can be yours,  if you listen I will focus this, attention to the details of your angst as it may, befall you to see like Tom Hanks in the moving picture Castaway.

You too can be if not for being dubious, cast aside like yesterday's underwear,with all their funk and grooviness. Quite interested to know if your intestines chose to tell, all thoughts set aside, situation is a lol.

Why are you mad? Is it something that was said? Do you want to take an object and smash it against somebody' head? If so why not start with your own, maybe use a brick, if your mad at all is cause you are quite a fucking dick, or a cunt or an asshole, some kind of smutty choice, shut your mind off and just chill, it's really quiet, no noise!

Relax, there's no instant answer. There's no quick resolve, like acid melting matter only time will help dissolve, all of your problems such as your insecurities, scrupulous instability and inferior integrity. All will go away if you stop focusing your anger, instead think of positive, and all bad thoughts become endangered.

Learn something, open up, take a walk and have a talk. No easy way out, just deal with it.

Happy Sauce

Nothing

When I see all of these people, and I see they're doing well, for a second, just a sec. I'm hella jelly, that is I'm jealous as hell! I shouldn't be, they all did it, they all made it just the same, for me it's my own fault,  of myself I am ashamed.

I should have been someone, but yet here I am, nothing to show for all my effort. The nothing I've grown into was unseen before it began. I thought i would have gone on, i felt as though i would. All the potential gone to waste now, could of used it on something good.

Everyone i know are acquaintances, my friends are nonexistent, only ones that ever contact me are those that need something, they're persistent.

I've got none to share my stories with, not a soul who truly cares, when i look over my back i see there's no one there.

Thanks for nothing.

IQ you

Im one quince away from crafting battle buttle where you stick your hand inside the jar before you become battered.

Frankly I'm flattered that you remembered my chin, for a second there I forgot to spin, round and round as the nonsense blasts out my mouth uncontrollably, I'm under control.

Mind my own business whilst I peer through the veil into yours.

Read my lips, I spilt the cheese on the chesterfield , I lost my floss quips, polyester festers filled.

I talk in words with zero attachment really, its considered an art form it's you whose quite silly.

A thousand years from now they will appreciate my brains, for I fear the common man is the one whose insane.

Some thoughts come to mind

Misguided apprehensions,
Misherd interpretations,
Misunderstood instructions,
Miscellaneous frustrations.

Unhindered understanding,
Undefined recognition,
Undiscovered abilities,
Unfathomable hostilities.

Fragmented philosophy,
Frosted autonomy,
Forced philanthropy,
Frustration equivocally.

Thoughtless engagements,
Thundrous privacy,
Theraputic arrogance,
Thoracic repugnance.

Speechless

Got nothing to say of any worth,
I'm done with being down,
I'm riddled with mirth,
Got nothing to do except continue to clown.

Abra cadabra your brain is a cabbage,
Alla kazam your thoughts I have ravaged,
Carnal knowledge is my forte,
When it comes to extremities I'm considered above average.

Termites mulling, rotten logs,
Blazing facilities contribute to smog,
I'm as lazy as I am brazen,
Which is alot unlike a raisin.

Trying to hack into my reddit?
Got the wrong password?
Somebody get it!
Dont send me the email as though I care.

Try to look, just do not stare!

Splonkle

Fry Free Zone

Fornication equals equivalents of ecstasy and organization of organs grinding into each other, effortlessly as hard to soft becomes aloft, each other touching, yet oft they grow and expand to fit like a hand to a glove, some call it having sex, others call it making love. 

I love to make love, I'm a giver and a taker, either way no problem, I'm not one for fakers.
Prohibition in effect. Curfew has been set to stun. Where I'm going there's no need for guns.
Wore a wigwam to a shindig, didn't go well, yet to win big.

 Buy a tell tale sign of grimace, ride a gondola all around Venice. 
Venus fly trap, gonna go rice pudding.

Grumbles