jambalaya hash

I never thought in the begginning that I'd be where I am;
Where I am is a man whos got the world in his hands;
I got an understanding now that changes what it was to being validated;
I've got an oriented vision of my disorientation;
I've got a knack for embellishment and exasperations;
I've got more debts to settle than a very small nation;
I've got less friends and more nothing then what I thought I once had;
My closest relitives I have are the three I've created, wow!;
my closest I've came to being amazing was never once being celebrated;
I don't recall ever winning an award;
Only thing I've once won was a hog I traded for gold;

I don't know exactly the direction that I'm heading;
I'm gonna try to navigate this baby through the go getting;
Attitude combined with fortitude divided by the longitude makes another mother crude;
Oil be dripping at 30 dollars a pop;
I can buy oil cheaper than the soda pop shoppe;
I can jump off the bottom of the broken off top;

Direct disposition combined with folded missions makes for forged botcheries batched with more forgeries;
Purgery is nothing you wish to defend;
Burger burglary is not for pretend;
I mass the mish just to squish the squash with squats;
I catch the fish with pygmy cumquats;
I can drink cause not a drop in the room;
I can't think whilst operating preventing doom.

Jumblaya hash

tread lightly

I'm setting a new precident, I'm getting kinda sick of this same old same old, so instead I'm like f this shit.

People overlooking without ever looking over; giving me grief, you gonna get the cold shoulder.

I'm over being stepped on, do I look like a stepping stone? What are you flying high? You think to treat me like a drone?

I'm free minded, free spirited and free to be; as can you if you decide to see; what it is that I see when I'm trying to just exist.

Attention to the details, that where the Devil's hiding; call the number on the milk bag if you need confiding.

Call me if you can withstand all my criticism cause I'm apparently arrogant, I'm just confident in my ability n decisions. Not my problem that you're not. Anyone can be, just not a lot.

advocate vacado

I am the Devils advocate;
you have the right to refuse;
Anything you say now, against you later I will use;
Any point you make, I will always disprove.
Any suggestions you have, I will try to not use.

I can't say for certain how it was I got this way;
I can't say for certain if these traits are forever here to stay;
All I know is whatever side of the line you're on I'm quite the opposite;
Whatever point you try to make I'm cutting down, so sit, low with expectations as they dwindle to incompetent.

I'm am the omnipotent, you are an oxymoron;
We are incompatible, like local jobs aren't  foreign;
Complexity in consideration, not an easy task, these observations;
I make it fast, ideas flow, problems arise, solutions grow.
I am not like you, nor you like I but that's no reason to stop and cry.

Advocate vocato

Honk if you're bored

Here I sit, thinking about nothing;
My mind it spits, imagery aloft I'm full of stuffing;
Symmetry decides where the center should be found;
Consistently I'm perpetuaing fluctuations all around.

Dirivatives of everything and everyone can be unfound;
Constrictions should be placed on that that is profound;
Expectations should be low as to never be dissapointed;
Deliberations should be set in place to prevent difficulties boinking.

Nothing has happened;
Yet something occurred;
Often its nonsense;
Other times it's obscure.

Honk if your bored

life advice p1

Big butts is all these people talk about these days;
Big ideas, seem to be all but common these days;
Big idiots is all we're left with to keep the status quo going strong;
Big words, I keep for a sentence which is far more deserving, and long.

Bad lumps, like the kind you never wanted to have;
Bad cat, like the kind that scratches your furniture to oblivion;
Bad ass is my assertion of inheritence I have bequeathed;
Bad breath is what you're left with when you fail to brush your teeth.

Take a look inside yourself, you may find it fasinating;
Take a long drive in the country, you may find it elusive;
Take a moment to enjoy yourself cause the only way you'll be younger is in a memory;
Take time to explain your problems to the mirror, the person looking back at you gets it.


Life advice p1

read my thoughts

I just read B.o.B. thinks the earth is flat.
I just heard the dod thinks the boogeyman is back.
I just think that either one of them is right, but neither one of them will accept validity without a fricken fight, udder nonsense these concepts.

I just read today was going to be nice.
I just heard lots of people filled up with all kinds of gripes.
I just think maybe we all should take a seat, cause the winters still in session; don't need your attitude repeat.

I just read Syrian refugees be complaining.
I just heard soon it that might start raining.
I just think maybe beggers can never ever get to choose; who knows maybe the rain will wash away all of the clues.

Read my thoughts

Frivolous gossip

I'm steadily incoherent, can you tell?, can you hear it? My voice as I read what you read, yet I thought it you view it.

Unequipped to be beguiled by two sets of twins in opposition to the other but eachother never wins.
Like the sugar beets and sugarcane, or dandelions and lions mane;

Unequivocal is expectation to concurrent recommendation mixed with unadulterated fascination.

Jubilee dawned blissfully with glee as tassels tucked deep far away from the shanty.

Dear outer space from the realm known as Earth, I wonder if others exist or are we just cursed, to be alone yet together.

Frivolous gossip