lyrical Alchemy

In case you didn't know this, I am a lyrical alchemist;

Not all my formulas work, don't try to duplicate this;

I smash my wording into sentences that often rhyme;

I've done it so long, words come to me all the time;

I've been at it so many years, no longer do I fear;

The failure that's been looming all along, its in the air;

I share this cause I care, i even stoped cutting my hair;

I think you don't believe, but soon I'll drag you to my lair;

This here is how I show, that I have a mind that glows;

The gold I will expose, your intentions I suppose;

Rejections come as cold, expectation predisposed; 

I'm detecting a hint of conjecture, and deflection;

Eminating from your nose, wasn't what I was expecting;

Are you in need of assistance or can I get back to me?;

Cause I'm logging off now, no longer can you reach me.

unintentional freestyle 05

Good morning world here we are and never show it I'm going to talk to you and all my Ryhmes I'm going to blow it I'm staying here now I'm sitting cause I'm a poet just sitting on my chair speaking my mind because I grow it I draw a picture and I want to get you in it and then want to make you feel it cuz like Charlie Sheen I'm in it to win it I'm only winning as far as it goes I guess now that he's losing I gotta stay on my toes its going to walk on those eggshells you hear the crunch go around here that clickety-clack in the crunching of the sound of the ground beneath your feet and as you try to reach new heights you skeet all over yourself because man you in bad health and you can understand why I'm just great help because I take care of myself and first of all most of all I don't let trainees fall and suck my ash hole and that's like number one because you need to see under the sun if you got actresses asterisks then you got a lot of fun I got my balls on a roll and I rolled them along the sun and and they got sand all over them and now they're all crunchy man and the other all sticky and I can understand why it is that Fruit by the Foot is like only 6 inches square are you implying this is 1 square foot are you dementia that is pretentious The Tight Seal blocks in the freshness I can't even reveal what it is that makes my necklace part of understanding how it is in it I am so reckless

unintentional freestyle 04

I'm in the tippsiest toppiest place in my life I am finished I am just been and not feeling any Drive I got myself where I want I take myself to the top ain't no struggle where I am and I ain't never going to stop going to go higher and higher just like the Flames of the fire because I got the flame in me I got the burning desire I am no lie I was like crying because I want you to be there to be scared to be there to be there to know that I am there to share with you all kinds of crazy I'm going to send you the Kragle and haggle with finger to make a yard sale goes wrong hitting the ball made of a flower vase man and I'm singing a song chicken and Chong I'm thinking too long I gotta fart around and I can't tell where the town is I got the bills I got so busy busy and I'm going to take a whiz I got the Wizard's sleeve button up on my neck I made my shirt exclusively of its wizard sleeves oh yes I got the clam chowder slam Bizzle I got the chunky gizzard izzard lizard I'm like a kite in the sky is blue birds are flying by against the blueness of the sky with the stars that are all crying as they Shimmer and shine a billion years ago that's fine but I don't really see what's happening on them now why should I care I'm not really there I don't stop and stare I don't even know that they're there half their time is it a crime to disregard is there any kind of fine should I be scared should I be there should I worry about my hair because I got the tip of my tongue all over bad timing as I'm standing here talking to you sad rhyming it's an attempt to get better even if it ain't the best it doesn't matter it's like an exercise I cannot text because I do this all the time maybe sometimes I don't always ride but even still it ain't no line I got the magical flow and sometimes it gets turned off and sometimes I can not stop sometimes I am a rock I am like a Betty Crocker I'm off my rocker I'm all over the place and it's crazy all kinds of the states of lazy Daisy who knows

signal to space

This is like speaking into the abyss;
Records from a blackhole;
Do I really exist?;
At least I think I do and then so...;
There's no evidence of this;
There's indescribable ferocity;
Extrapolating the data;
My brain talks to me telepathically;
junction conjecture complete without texture;
Wonderous telemetry found within dentistry;
I could mismatch nouns with verbs all day;
Yet no one's there so no need to play.

misinterpreted Freestyle 03

Ferocity could be translated to her only if you even wanted to come with me it would be silly then if you even came with me we would be chilling then inside the back of my car we would be thrilling than riding on a roller coaster I've been all over the place but I ain't never seen the inside of the toaster because I'm toasted all over inside of my throat hurt I got like an exoskeleton of a poster all over the movie it is like a monster's roasting pan of excitement man eating all kinds of crazy things and then you figure out you weren't supposed to eat it because the turkey fattening is all over untreated and it's got dtt and all kinds of crazy wrestling moves inside of it that are beating your white blood cells into submission I'm on a mission from the future to the Past just to get you to admit that when you were at last the least happiest in the past now you can be sappier because I'm here and fastly you need to buckle up your seat belt because the Olive Tree is all kinds of crazy Creek now with the Greeks and the Trojans fighting over the condom Wars and everyone knows where to go where are the whores in the horses that be riding all full of diseases and people and creeps and everyone is treated with the backwardness of sleep

(I've came I've seen and I've conquered for the day)

misinterpreted Freestyle 02

I'll be abundantly slipping as I'm putting gas in the kitchen I got the group with the grease and I got on thats with the cheeks and I got a bullet in the nuts and washers wrenches and sleeps I got the telephone book and all kinds of crazy peeps all over the place because that was the Easter face with the Easter Bunny running around all over the place I've been arriving in Renton I got my hands in my pants and I can't keep what I'm doing all over the plants I got my drum and retention I put myself in detention I got all over the place and I don't even know why because the places that go all over the babies that cry and you trying to keep me down because you don't like where I am because you don't like where I'm staying in or where I came from man because I'm going further than you and I'm going to go all over the place and you can't walk in my shoes because you are a disgrace and you don't even know why but you even try to try that you even try to cry because your kids are like crocodile tears and man I say to you this because I have no fears I need to slow you write down so that you know that I'm here that I'm telling you why your ass is in shambles you fear the wrong things and stay with your grandma's and all over this hello Vernis fallopian tubes pajamas

(Omg this is fun!)

Misinterpreted Freestyle 01

Caught by the dorsal fin of an Oculus drifting amongst carelessness taught unseen various chariots as the recent Awards all of the stairs and in the area against Time unknown to me it was a crime to do what I did but I did it because I mind not to know what it was on the phone I could see what was then I dropped all the stones as a rapid and stabbing and stabbing them in the bath and I don't care what's going on because I'm eating the talcum because then loving you even if your Falcon on the couch because the lapis lazuli's got you all over the opposite of Grouch you been on time today slouch even if oysters are Roach I've been all over the Hut and I ain't seen NE float floating.

(This entire writing was a freestyle spoken into the mic translated to text. Many of the words that are there are misinterpreted by the talk to text but I'm still amused by the outcome. Understand I did not even say half of those words but I like the choices the computer made. Lol.)