jambalaya hash

I never thought in the begginning that I'd be where I am;
Where I am is a man whos got the world in his hands;
I got an understanding now that changes what it was to being validated;
I've got an oriented vision of my disorientation;
I've got a knack for embellishment and exasperations;
I've got more debts to settle than a very small nation;
I've got less friends and more nothing then what I thought I once had;
My closest relitives I have are the three I've created, wow!;
my closest I've came to being amazing was never once being celebrated;
I don't recall ever winning an award;
Only thing I've once won was a hog I traded for gold;

I don't know exactly the direction that I'm heading;
I'm gonna try to navigate this baby through the go getting;
Attitude combined with fortitude divided by the longitude makes another mother crude;
Oil be dripping at 30 dollars a pop;
I can buy oil cheaper than the soda pop shoppe;
I can jump off the bottom of the broken off top;

Direct disposition combined with folded missions makes for forged botcheries batched with more forgeries;
Purgery is nothing you wish to defend;
Burger burglary is not for pretend;
I mass the mish just to squish the squash with squats;
I catch the fish with pygmy cumquats;
I can drink cause not a drop in the room;
I can't think whilst operating preventing doom.

Jumblaya hash

tread lightly

I'm setting a new precident, I'm getting kinda sick of this same old same old, so instead I'm like f this shit.

People overlooking without ever looking over; giving me grief, you gonna get the cold shoulder.

I'm over being stepped on, do I look like a stepping stone? What are you flying high? You think to treat me like a drone?

I'm free minded, free spirited and free to be; as can you if you decide to see; what it is that I see when I'm trying to just exist.

Attention to the details, that where the Devil's hiding; call the number on the milk bag if you need confiding.

Call me if you can withstand all my criticism cause I'm apparently arrogant, I'm just confident in my ability n decisions. Not my problem that you're not. Anyone can be, just not a lot.

advocate vacado

I am the Devils advocate;
you have the right to refuse;
Anything you say now, against you later I will use;
Any point you make, I will always disprove.
Any suggestions you have, I will try to not use.

I can't say for certain how it was I got this way;
I can't say for certain if these traits are forever here to stay;
All I know is whatever side of the line you're on I'm quite the opposite;
Whatever point you try to make I'm cutting down, so sit, low with expectations as they dwindle to incompetent.

I'm am the omnipotent, you are an oxymoron;
We are incompatible, like local jobs aren't  foreign;
Complexity in consideration, not an easy task, these observations;
I make it fast, ideas flow, problems arise, solutions grow.
I am not like you, nor you like I but that's no reason to stop and cry.

Advocate vocato

Honk if you're bored

Here I sit, thinking about nothing;
My mind it spits, imagery aloft I'm full of stuffing;
Symmetry decides where the center should be found;
Consistently I'm perpetuaing fluctuations all around.

Dirivatives of everything and everyone can be unfound;
Constrictions should be placed on that that is profound;
Expectations should be low as to never be dissapointed;
Deliberations should be set in place to prevent difficulties boinking.

Nothing has happened;
Yet something occurred;
Often its nonsense;
Other times it's obscure.

Honk if your bored

life advice p1

Big butts is all these people talk about these days;
Big ideas, seem to be all but common these days;
Big idiots is all we're left with to keep the status quo going strong;
Big words, I keep for a sentence which is far more deserving, and long.

Bad lumps, like the kind you never wanted to have;
Bad cat, like the kind that scratches your furniture to oblivion;
Bad ass is my assertion of inheritence I have bequeathed;
Bad breath is what you're left with when you fail to brush your teeth.

Take a look inside yourself, you may find it fasinating;
Take a long drive in the country, you may find it elusive;
Take a moment to enjoy yourself cause the only way you'll be younger is in a memory;
Take time to explain your problems to the mirror, the person looking back at you gets it.


Life advice p1

read my thoughts

I just read B.o.B. thinks the earth is flat.
I just heard the dod thinks the boogeyman is back.
I just think that either one of them is right, but neither one of them will accept validity without a fricken fight, udder nonsense these concepts.

I just read today was going to be nice.
I just heard lots of people filled up with all kinds of gripes.
I just think maybe we all should take a seat, cause the winters still in session; don't need your attitude repeat.

I just read Syrian refugees be complaining.
I just heard soon it that might start raining.
I just think maybe beggers can never ever get to choose; who knows maybe the rain will wash away all of the clues.

Read my thoughts

Frivolous gossip

I'm steadily incoherent, can you tell?, can you hear it? My voice as I read what you read, yet I thought it you view it.

Unequipped to be beguiled by two sets of twins in opposition to the other but eachother never wins.
Like the sugar beets and sugarcane, or dandelions and lions mane;

Unequivocal is expectation to concurrent recommendation mixed with unadulterated fascination.

Jubilee dawned blissfully with glee as tassels tucked deep far away from the shanty.

Dear outer space from the realm known as Earth, I wonder if others exist or are we just cursed, to be alone yet together.

Frivolous gossip

Firstly Last

I am appalled apparently it's unofficially official, the decisions that I made, made me deliciously dispicable.

Viciously I'm tickled, against my will. My mind is pickled by the crass attitude portrayed by the blunt side of the sickle.

Sharp is the obtuse side of a disagreement the lingers in the air as you point fingers, embarrassment and dispair follows congruently.

It's absurd I've gotten a third of the toasts I'd thought I'd have if not for things I thought I had I'm glad, not half as bad as the reluctance of a younger lad.

Either way everyone's thinking it, yet nobody say. The way the port is close to the quay. The way the hat blocks the delay, what'd you expect me to be more than grey about how I feel?

Take the advice of TV doctors script and get real.
Sealing the deal, with a wicker basketball impaled with pickets ten feet tall.

Firstly Last

Facebook drama

All the things I forgot that I want to forget;
Obscure reminiscents making people upset;
With a fluttering of keys clicking as fingers portrayed;
Things no one cared to share on even the boringest of days.

With a whimsical ranting in such a tenacious tones;
Chilling deep in your mind as you think to your bones;
Progression digressing as recessions in session;
Confessing my testimony, test my math counting blessings;

I'm sure you heard a story but the truth is you shouldn't buy it;
Last I heard you used verbs stuck stealing food for some diet;
Crash on the couch cashing out all the chips;
Sure money was made and people shot off their lips;

On thing you gotta know is they're always going to check it;
Even if it's not in season then you're never going get it;
Even if you're within reason then the debt is better settled;
Kick the habit to the curb instead of calling the pot a kettle.

#Facebook drama

away from here

I stand bold in Istanbul. Blowing obligitory balogna about a bullish blunder that took place before yonder.

As I am left to decide if I'll wait for a ride, unbeknownst to me, who it is on my side.

A place I've yet to go, people I've yet to meet, excuse me sir you're in my seat.

That ticket you aquired was mine alone, I purchased it long ago over the phone.

How awkward my stance in retrospect, it's your juxtaposition you attempt to protect.

My prospects are simple, always remain humble, always double down, never try to fumble.

If we lose it's okay, yes please try to not fret, attention of the locals best avoided, lest we nevr forget.

Away from here

Eagle yolk

I turn to you, it's just a twitch.
you make your voice go a higher pitch.
Casting spells, you're like a witch.
All of your efforts like a last ditch.

Not going anywhere alone.
I got the whole world on my phone.
You can cast your sticks and all your stones.
Moments later i truely hope you've grown.

Wearing emotions can get you noticed.
Uniquely shaped like a floating lotus.
Half baked decision can create deficient expeditions.
You can ask me now, but it's not my vision.

Eagle yolk

captain's party

Hip hop happy new year, i'll steer clear of the deer that leaps bounding my car as I near that Avenue where dogs are chairs.

Now that we got that clear I'd like to stare deep inside your mind where the bats bottle bears, and the lichen stairs  are there to lead you astray.

Eating all that you can at the cereal buffet. You're a cereal killer with jelly jam Japanese beetles slamming opportunities to strike down any non believers, beguiling deceivers even dog fighting wide receivers, shaving big beavers.

Never a fan of a bump on a log. In my last life a fan of doing some grog. Ale ample aptitude affidavits  attitude shut your shit you're fucking lude.

Clear up the windshield,  spit shine bamboozler
guzzling fuzzy navels from the stomachs of navy men who for years sat in a boat playing pretend.

I'm off to eat the blizzard from the funniest place in your pants. Sear in the edge of your seat whilst I draw you this diagram grant.

Signed goober