Hopping moves

Hop to the bop and bing bang boom everybody in the room sharing fate so soon
Swing to the left yeah swing to the right
Clean the dishes all together getting dirty outta sight
Spin to the side and bing bang boom
 Hop to the bop and that's what I do

Junk in my mind

Didactically interesting thoughts presumed left getting fed from on the floor and clues are glue if the c is a g, it's true.

Next I'll be selling thoughts I thought that I knew,Off with the hens pen from rockaboo, battle axe soaked in cream but shiny still

Next of kin is often best matched donor uncle bill adored with likeness, snoring so hard it's like he's drowning in politeness

Lobsters often thought taught teaching how not to get caught cause its known they'll be brought to be sold until they rot out of home.

figured out

Insane is the mind of the man who perceives that his repeated actions will eventually lead to something other than the outcome that he always receives, don't mean to spoil this surprise, but that man I speak of is me;

My expectations were not as astronomical as once thought, given it was a whim, but I figured out this plot as I planned and i schemed, suddenly it didn't seem I had it all figured out as I once thought, and I dreamed.

I have come to the conclusion, all is fair as my confusion has settled down to despair, and it's quite clear that my occlusion is only superficial anyway, it's all just on the surface.

After all these thoughts I thunk, i think I've figured out my purpose.

lyrical Alchemy

In case you didn't know this, I am a lyrical alchemist;

Not all my formulas work, don't try to duplicate this;

I smash my wording into sentences that often rhyme;

I've done it so long, words come to me all the time;

I've been at it so many years, no longer do I fear;

The failure that's been looming all along, its in the air;

I share this cause I care, i even stoped cutting my hair;

I think you don't believe, but soon I'll drag you to my lair;

This here is how I show, that I have a mind that glows;

The gold I will expose, your intentions I suppose;

Rejections come as cold, expectation predisposed; 

I'm detecting a hint of conjecture, and deflection;

Eminating from your nose, wasn't what I was expecting;

Are you in need of assistance or can I get back to me?;

Cause I'm logging off now, no longer can you reach me.

unintentional freestyle 05

Good morning world here we are and never show it I'm going to talk to you and all my Ryhmes I'm going to blow it I'm staying here now I'm sitting cause I'm a poet just sitting on my chair speaking my mind because I grow it I draw a picture and I want to get you in it and then want to make you feel it cuz like Charlie Sheen I'm in it to win it I'm only winning as far as it goes I guess now that he's losing I gotta stay on my toes its going to walk on those eggshells you hear the crunch go around here that clickety-clack in the crunching of the sound of the ground beneath your feet and as you try to reach new heights you skeet all over yourself because man you in bad health and you can understand why I'm just great help because I take care of myself and first of all most of all I don't let trainees fall and suck my ash hole and that's like number one because you need to see under the sun if you got actresses asterisks then you got a lot of fun I got my balls on a roll and I rolled them along the sun and and they got sand all over them and now they're all crunchy man and the other all sticky and I can understand why it is that Fruit by the Foot is like only 6 inches square are you implying this is 1 square foot are you dementia that is pretentious The Tight Seal blocks in the freshness I can't even reveal what it is that makes my necklace part of understanding how it is in it I am so reckless

unintentional freestyle 04

I'm in the tippsiest toppiest place in my life I am finished I am just been and not feeling any Drive I got myself where I want I take myself to the top ain't no struggle where I am and I ain't never going to stop going to go higher and higher just like the Flames of the fire because I got the flame in me I got the burning desire I am no lie I was like crying because I want you to be there to be scared to be there to be there to know that I am there to share with you all kinds of crazy I'm going to send you the Kragle and haggle with finger to make a yard sale goes wrong hitting the ball made of a flower vase man and I'm singing a song chicken and Chong I'm thinking too long I gotta fart around and I can't tell where the town is I got the bills I got so busy busy and I'm going to take a whiz I got the Wizard's sleeve button up on my neck I made my shirt exclusively of its wizard sleeves oh yes I got the clam chowder slam Bizzle I got the chunky gizzard izzard lizard I'm like a kite in the sky is blue birds are flying by against the blueness of the sky with the stars that are all crying as they Shimmer and shine a billion years ago that's fine but I don't really see what's happening on them now why should I care I'm not really there I don't stop and stare I don't even know that they're there half their time is it a crime to disregard is there any kind of fine should I be scared should I be there should I worry about my hair because I got the tip of my tongue all over bad timing as I'm standing here talking to you sad rhyming it's an attempt to get better even if it ain't the best it doesn't matter it's like an exercise I cannot text because I do this all the time maybe sometimes I don't always ride but even still it ain't no line I got the magical flow and sometimes it gets turned off and sometimes I can not stop sometimes I am a rock I am like a Betty Crocker I'm off my rocker I'm all over the place and it's crazy all kinds of the states of lazy Daisy who knows

signal to space

This is like speaking into the abyss;
Records from a blackhole;
Do I really exist?;
At least I think I do and then so...;
There's no evidence of this;
There's indescribable ferocity;
Extrapolating the data;
My brain talks to me telepathically;
junction conjecture complete without texture;
Wonderous telemetry found within dentistry;
I could mismatch nouns with verbs all day;
Yet no one's there so no need to play.

misinterpreted Freestyle 03

Ferocity could be translated to her only if you even wanted to come with me it would be silly then if you even came with me we would be chilling then inside the back of my car we would be thrilling than riding on a roller coaster I've been all over the place but I ain't never seen the inside of the toaster because I'm toasted all over inside of my throat hurt I got like an exoskeleton of a poster all over the movie it is like a monster's roasting pan of excitement man eating all kinds of crazy things and then you figure out you weren't supposed to eat it because the turkey fattening is all over untreated and it's got dtt and all kinds of crazy wrestling moves inside of it that are beating your white blood cells into submission I'm on a mission from the future to the Past just to get you to admit that when you were at last the least happiest in the past now you can be sappier because I'm here and fastly you need to buckle up your seat belt because the Olive Tree is all kinds of crazy Creek now with the Greeks and the Trojans fighting over the condom Wars and everyone knows where to go where are the whores in the horses that be riding all full of diseases and people and creeps and everyone is treated with the backwardness of sleep

(I've came I've seen and I've conquered for the day)

misinterpreted Freestyle 02

I'll be abundantly slipping as I'm putting gas in the kitchen I got the group with the grease and I got on thats with the cheeks and I got a bullet in the nuts and washers wrenches and sleeps I got the telephone book and all kinds of crazy peeps all over the place because that was the Easter face with the Easter Bunny running around all over the place I've been arriving in Renton I got my hands in my pants and I can't keep what I'm doing all over the plants I got my drum and retention I put myself in detention I got all over the place and I don't even know why because the places that go all over the babies that cry and you trying to keep me down because you don't like where I am because you don't like where I'm staying in or where I came from man because I'm going further than you and I'm going to go all over the place and you can't walk in my shoes because you are a disgrace and you don't even know why but you even try to try that you even try to cry because your kids are like crocodile tears and man I say to you this because I have no fears I need to slow you write down so that you know that I'm here that I'm telling you why your ass is in shambles you fear the wrong things and stay with your grandma's and all over this hello Vernis fallopian tubes pajamas

(Omg this is fun!)

Misinterpreted Freestyle 01

Caught by the dorsal fin of an Oculus drifting amongst carelessness taught unseen various chariots as the recent Awards all of the stairs and in the area against Time unknown to me it was a crime to do what I did but I did it because I mind not to know what it was on the phone I could see what was then I dropped all the stones as a rapid and stabbing and stabbing them in the bath and I don't care what's going on because I'm eating the talcum because then loving you even if your Falcon on the couch because the lapis lazuli's got you all over the opposite of Grouch you been on time today slouch even if oysters are Roach I've been all over the Hut and I ain't seen NE float floating.

(This entire writing was a freestyle spoken into the mic translated to text. Many of the words that are there are misinterpreted by the talk to text but I'm still amused by the outcome. Understand I did not even say half of those words but I like the choices the computer made. Lol.)

life advice p2

I try to avoid things I don't really like;
Like torturous talking with nothing to bite;
Having nothing to chew on, scribble or glue on;
Plasma is as frivolous as jetsam is exciting;

Pay attention to details of which I am writing;
Cause jaws will drop, I'm unboring;
Nobody's bitten off more, its adoring;
Unlike chewing with you mouth open;
Could you please maybe stop, and then think for a moment as the falling balls drop;
As we drink to the moment when we were on top;

I hope to enjoy and not spill even a drop;
Jumping whilst drunk is only half of the voyage;
Stumping a drunk can be enormously joyous;
Humping a drunk can be even more so, believe me;
The things that I've seen could be written for screen;

Screaming in the ears of a deaf doesn't do justice;
Leaning on the shoulder of an amputee is just as;
Horribly wrong as maybe drugging a horse just to win at a rave where the dancing is worse than the best episode of golden girls;
Who am I kidding? Not watching TV is better than the best episode of the same show;

How do I know?;
Cause ignorance is bliss and from I can tell there's no magical kiss that can heal a sleeping spell induced by 1000 MG of sleepy time tea;
Why'd you drink so much you could have saved some for me;
Let this be a lesson learned, stop shopping so big;
Stop buying tea where the bag is a pig.

Abruptly these are my lessons for now;
Stick to the words and try to not have a cow;

gobbledygook 02

Funk a delightful grandeur of a man sir, with an elegant cane and the smock that'd rock you for sure;
I'm deaf to the omission of my name by exibition of my stains the only thing left on this earth when I'm swimming with the fish. 6 volts of electro funk coursing through my brains and boy I'm sunk into a fantastic whimsical satyr with unpurpetuated bliss and the problem with a ceiling is there's never really a miss. Somethings always gonna hit it eventually If not you when the midgets stand tall then you know that we're through.

shart sizzler

My absence has left nothing in its wake;
my arrogance has gotten me nowhere but mistakes; which when quantified can be a lesson in disguise;
I turn the other cheek only later to realize ;
inside theres battling demons which patronize juice; in my thoughts which if not drank, rots darkly into matter and when examined under the right light, all things uncertain become undone even unflatter-ing one, how tight, how wrong, all becomes right.... but I'm not there yet just working towards polished, a bit of goulish charm and sassafras sizzle put a posie on the door knob and let's get bizzle.

changing flow

I just found out I'm addicted to controversy;
I don't know why, but more n more it's apart of me;
I love the chaos the whole thing creates;
The way room tears apart as people try to dictate;
Intentions get tense like the boards on a fence;
The contradictions inducted;
The nut gets turned by the wrench;
I think corrections get made;
Wrongs righted and smooth paved;
Society is crumbling as a new ones secretly made;
All this happening in front of us but we're blinded by the guilt;
So in comes me I speak my mind;
You can stand against or in behind;
The rush it gives, the Attention short lived;
So I try to prolong it but people, like seives, leak from all angles;
The banners star spangled;
The manners still, and that drill are both tangled;
My wires I've crossed, single portion I've lost;
if you care to compare it's congruent my angles;

cheese burg storm

Guten tang to my German buddies
Hola if your in Spain
konichi wa to the Japanese
hello seems kind of lame

Ne how to the Chinese
bonjour to le Francophones
bonjourno e Italiana
and that is all I know.

If your reading this from another language and you like what it is you see, if youd like to say hello please do as I don't disagree.

All languages and customs are welcomed just as long as they have interesting stories and the songs to go along with and the lyrics aren't as boring as me on a rant...are you snoring?

I want 47 holidays all in just one month, times that by twelve and gee I'm stumped that's like 267 or something holidays a year. All of them paid of course, on weekdays have no fear.

Weekends are when you work but they're 20 hour shifts. And weve kinda slashed minimum wage in half, okay a quarter... no a fifth.

We don't use the words OT round here we have coffee breaks and often cheer. My motive here is just aware to me allowed to listen and stare into oblivion as you sit there upon your couch or computer chair, sit up you're starting to slouch.

Yes you, right there. I'm talking to you and if you dare reach into the pail and pull out a slippery eel, that was the deal we made at the top where you got mcdonalds mcdoubles always hit the spot.

Peace out

Dear planet Earth I'm considering a leave of absence, I'll leave my contents at the door so it's easy to come grab it.

I used to think the world was magical now I know that magic was actually the child I used to be, he is no longer, hence the lackluster reality I now squat in with a shred of the hope and the tears I monger, but i thought I was quite deep and im stronger than before. Without a doubt I will continue to be meek, and conjure lore.

It's so profound, the words you heard from my mind they leak, the verbs I slur with such slippery sounds; careful don't get hurt. Everybody who tries to get near me ends up an insatiable dessert.

I'm not really Caucasian though you'd think so from my skin. I am a melting pot of possibility and potential that's been thinned by the undertones of instability, and sour notes of apathy.

My mood is captive but I'm not captivated see, this heres closed caption from my brain. It brings me nothing really, does that make me insane? It makes me feel quite silly, this conundrum is a drain, I hope it's not all in vain.

Crafty business all this pairing words to be heard but it doesn't seem to get read, it's really quite absurd. Maybe after I'm dead I'll receive the praise I so long for. When I can't really use it, how long will I have to be gone for?

lost track

Yup in turn I did it;
Didn't take a proper go;
Crossed my ts dotted my i's;
Gave into not wearing diguises;

My whole world's about to blow;
As I'm as fine as wine but my glasses are quite dirty;
so, I'm about to throw my cash out the window; widows stash no window sill it's a silly name I say it still;

I say things in vain does that make it vanity?;
Even still my mind is insanity but organized individually;
According to deliberately placed ads and their delivery I'm sure to buy things I don't need;
equivocally there's no derivative of my auxiliary exception being I'm convinced that there's a distillery;

Where is this going?;
I've lost track;
Got the carriage full of people who are about to bounce back;
My mental is dropped off the bottom to the top.

Q Death Dream

Just woke up from a death dream and it really got me thinking about life how I've lived it, makes me question have I given it, enough? And it's really quite silly. Am I being too rough?

Have I really made an impact or have I sat back with my back slouched, slack jawed stuck in the couch? Can't get out of a funk of being under the gun feel like so far everything's been a run.

Sure yes I've written a book, but it just sits on a shelf and as life travels forward fast by every second I melt a little more in existence, effervescently I bubble away effortlessly and you see without resistence.

Yet I'm not persistent, got a whole lot of vision but lack the addition of conditions in this equational rendition of my life.

Here it goes x equals the last other I was with, y isn't a question but an answer, and z we'll just have to wait and find out.

All that taken into account we multiply by o that's s factor of how much fun Ive had, divide that answer by h which is how many hearts I've broken.

That number is then next to the little g above, it's the power of how much I believe in Gods and the afterlife, and then after all exponents are exposed I enter a formulae which I suppose will breakdown in laymens whether or not I've lived this life or gave it a shot ok man woman or child, no doubt about it no I'm not in denial.

Whether I did this right, or even if I am all wrong at least in my eyes I'm able to cope with everything in song, even though I write here and you read it but don't hear, everything I've written has a musical inquisition imposed there.

Q Death Dream

night sky random eyes

Raindrops falling on my windsheild like stars filling the night sky; they are all made of the same stuff but slightly different, like you and I. 

That stuff we see its not really there, it's pretend. Yet I still care as though to be fair, I am unsure of how it first got there or how or why we perceive it at all. In the winter, spring, summer or fall.

Can't keep my focus like a frog hopping from log to log. I've sown my oates and now I flog on to respawn elsewhere since this moments now gone.

Simplicity can pass you by, awkwardly as you attempt to fly. Flow through my shoes, I'm off to lie, down with words as empty as glass bottle with a message.

I'm just that awesome, you'd love me I'm sure if not just my visage. She liked him but he didn't like her, he preferred his women with a bit more fur.

And she was as bare as she could be, every speckle and freckle his eyes could see but he could not say no. 

His eyes meets hers both wanted to know if the other felt the same, you'd think it lame but omit that shame.

As the stare grew from seconds to minutes it was as if time froze, nothing mattered for that moment not clothes or homes.

Nothing really ever matters not even matter itself as a matter of fact I've placed material on that shelf, behind me.

It's in my past as the moment felt it momentarily froze but it never really lasts. Like and old pair of clothes. Together which is where things like this belong, like nat king Cole and old king Kong.

13 lines

Just another lost soul in a sea of impossibility;
Collateral damage caused by indesputable hostility;
Fractions of limitations multiplied by innovations;
Humble disposition arguably impassable mission;

These are a few of the thoughts that I think as I sit on the couch and slump and I slink as my mouth becomes dry I'm in need of a drink.

Instead I'm unpried, unprepared, and can't decide which thought is most viable and which ones to confide in another, but neither will go for that ride.

I feel like I'm a Swiss balloon, don't know if I'm up or I'm down or soon can't tell if the pickles have plastered the moon. Feel like such a big baffoon.

13 lines

University of yo mama

All I see are asses;
Titties jiggling in the masses;
Droves betrothed vagina lips;
Penis stuck in molasses;

I wrote this words cause I needed to see if you were listening;
Eyes glistening, hair waving without ever wavering;
Bare naked women dancing but acting nice and behaving;

Stare back into the bacon;
glare back at the lake when hell freezes over;
Am I even ready to exist?;
Are you ready to be crazy?;
All sins forgetting but both eyes gets lazy;

A price I'm not willing to pay;
A place I'm not willing to stay;
A decision made superficially whilst remaining in the gray.

I can, can U

lost juice

I don't know what you want from me;
You don't know what you got for me;
Go and get what you got to be;
There is nothing here that's left to see.

I'm not sure what it is you want?;
Personal profile, push to talk;
Got myself a shellfish hut;
Does that make me selfish, what?

I don't know what you want from me;
I've nothing for you to see;
Going awry already;
Catch a catfish by the sea;

Drinking rum and trashing the deck;
Over the top as I'm left to wreck;
If checking out chicken while the chicks check the chaulk;
Can you Uber me noodles whilst I turn up the clock.

Lost juice

groundhogs day

I despise the demise of my financial situation;
To my surprise it is devised of planitary arbitration;

Cordial is my juxtaposition, making it out of the red is my ultimate decision;
 when I prepped for this quest, I might have made an incision in the safety boat I packed, pray there's no hydrofision.

According to a hot line pychopaths gather to talk, I'm as plain Jane as a mainframe but can I ever walk the walk;
I'm as lame to an extremist as they are extreme to me, through the eyes of a martyr theres only one sight to see.
I'm neither extreme, nor a martyr, nor insane.

I just have a ton of bills, and I guess I like to complain.

punxtawany Phil .

jambalaya hash

I never thought in the begginning that I'd be where I am;
Where I am is a man whos got the world in his hands;
I got an understanding now that changes what it was to being validated;
I've got an oriented vision of my disorientation;
I've got a knack for embellishment and exasperations;
I've got more debts to settle than a very small nation;
I've got less friends and more nothing then what I thought I once had;
My closest relitives I have are the three I've created, wow!;
my closest I've came to being amazing was never once being celebrated;
I don't recall ever winning an award;
Only thing I've once won was a hog I traded for gold;

I don't know exactly the direction that I'm heading;
I'm gonna try to navigate this baby through the go getting;
Attitude combined with fortitude divided by the longitude makes another mother crude;
Oil be dripping at 30 dollars a pop;
I can buy oil cheaper than the soda pop shoppe;
I can jump off the bottom of the broken off top;

Direct disposition combined with folded missions makes for forged botcheries batched with more forgeries;
Purgery is nothing you wish to defend;
Burger burglary is not for pretend;
I mass the mish just to squish the squash with squats;
I catch the fish with pygmy cumquats;
I can drink cause not a drop in the room;
I can't think whilst operating preventing doom.

Jumblaya hash

tread lightly

I'm setting a new precident, I'm getting kinda sick of this same old same old, so instead I'm like f this shit.

People overlooking without ever looking over; giving me grief, you gonna get the cold shoulder.

I'm over being stepped on, do I look like a stepping stone? What are you flying high? You think to treat me like a drone?

I'm free minded, free spirited and free to be; as can you if you decide to see; what it is that I see when I'm trying to just exist.

Attention to the details, that where the Devil's hiding; call the number on the milk bag if you need confiding.

Call me if you can withstand all my criticism cause I'm apparently arrogant, I'm just confident in my ability n decisions. Not my problem that you're not. Anyone can be, just not a lot.

advocate vacado

I am the Devils advocate;
you have the right to refuse;
Anything you say now, against you later I will use;
Any point you make, I will always disprove.
Any suggestions you have, I will try to not use.

I can't say for certain how it was I got this way;
I can't say for certain if these traits are forever here to stay;
All I know is whatever side of the line you're on I'm quite the opposite;
Whatever point you try to make I'm cutting down, so sit, low with expectations as they dwindle to incompetent.

I'm am the omnipotent, you are an oxymoron;
We are incompatible, like local jobs aren't  foreign;
Complexity in consideration, not an easy task, these observations;
I make it fast, ideas flow, problems arise, solutions grow.
I am not like you, nor you like I but that's no reason to stop and cry.

Advocate vocato

Honk if you're bored

Here I sit, thinking about nothing;
My mind it spits, imagery aloft I'm full of stuffing;
Symmetry decides where the center should be found;
Consistently I'm perpetuaing fluctuations all around.

Dirivatives of everything and everyone can be unfound;
Constrictions should be placed on that that is profound;
Expectations should be low as to never be dissapointed;
Deliberations should be set in place to prevent difficulties boinking.

Nothing has happened;
Yet something occurred;
Often its nonsense;
Other times it's obscure.

Honk if your bored

life advice p1

Big butts is all these people talk about these days;
Big ideas, seem to be all but common these days;
Big idiots is all we're left with to keep the status quo going strong;
Big words, I keep for a sentence which is far more deserving, and long.

Bad lumps, like the kind you never wanted to have;
Bad cat, like the kind that scratches your furniture to oblivion;
Bad ass is my assertion of inheritence I have bequeathed;
Bad breath is what you're left with when you fail to brush your teeth.

Take a look inside yourself, you may find it fasinating;
Take a long drive in the country, you may find it elusive;
Take a moment to enjoy yourself cause the only way you'll be younger is in a memory;
Take time to explain your problems to the mirror, the person looking back at you gets it.


Life advice p1

read my thoughts

I just read B.o.B. thinks the earth is flat.
I just heard the dod thinks the boogeyman is back.
I just think that either one of them is right, but neither one of them will accept validity without a fricken fight, udder nonsense these concepts.

I just read today was going to be nice.
I just heard lots of people filled up with all kinds of gripes.
I just think maybe we all should take a seat, cause the winters still in session; don't need your attitude repeat.

I just read Syrian refugees be complaining.
I just heard soon it that might start raining.
I just think maybe beggers can never ever get to choose; who knows maybe the rain will wash away all of the clues.

Read my thoughts

Frivolous gossip

I'm steadily incoherent, can you tell?, can you hear it? My voice as I read what you read, yet I thought it you view it.

Unequipped to be beguiled by two sets of twins in opposition to the other but eachother never wins.
Like the sugar beets and sugarcane, or dandelions and lions mane;

Unequivocal is expectation to concurrent recommendation mixed with unadulterated fascination.

Jubilee dawned blissfully with glee as tassels tucked deep far away from the shanty.

Dear outer space from the realm known as Earth, I wonder if others exist or are we just cursed, to be alone yet together.

Frivolous gossip

Firstly Last

I am appalled apparently it's unofficially official, the decisions that I made, made me deliciously dispicable.

Viciously I'm tickled, against my will. My mind is pickled by the crass attitude portrayed by the blunt side of the sickle.

Sharp is the obtuse side of a disagreement the lingers in the air as you point fingers, embarrassment and dispair follows congruently.

It's absurd I've gotten a third of the toasts I'd thought I'd have if not for things I thought I had I'm glad, not half as bad as the reluctance of a younger lad.

Either way everyone's thinking it, yet nobody say. The way the port is close to the quay. The way the hat blocks the delay, what'd you expect me to be more than grey about how I feel?

Take the advice of TV doctors script and get real.
Sealing the deal, with a wicker basketball impaled with pickets ten feet tall.

Firstly Last

Facebook drama

All the things I forgot that I want to forget;
Obscure reminiscents making people upset;
With a fluttering of keys clicking as fingers portrayed;
Things no one cared to share on even the boringest of days.

With a whimsical ranting in such a tenacious tones;
Chilling deep in your mind as you think to your bones;
Progression digressing as recessions in session;
Confessing my testimony, test my math counting blessings;

I'm sure you heard a story but the truth is you shouldn't buy it;
Last I heard you used verbs stuck stealing food for some diet;
Crash on the couch cashing out all the chips;
Sure money was made and people shot off their lips;

On thing you gotta know is they're always going to check it;
Even if it's not in season then you're never going get it;
Even if you're within reason then the debt is better settled;
Kick the habit to the curb instead of calling the pot a kettle.

#Facebook drama

away from here

I stand bold in Istanbul. Blowing obligitory balogna about a bullish blunder that took place before yonder.

As I am left to decide if I'll wait for a ride, unbeknownst to me, who it is on my side.

A place I've yet to go, people I've yet to meet, excuse me sir you're in my seat.

That ticket you aquired was mine alone, I purchased it long ago over the phone.

How awkward my stance in retrospect, it's your juxtaposition you attempt to protect.

My prospects are simple, always remain humble, always double down, never try to fumble.

If we lose it's okay, yes please try to not fret, attention of the locals best avoided, lest we nevr forget.

Away from here

Eagle yolk

I turn to you, it's just a twitch.
you make your voice go a higher pitch.
Casting spells, you're like a witch.
All of your efforts like a last ditch.

Not going anywhere alone.
I got the whole world on my phone.
You can cast your sticks and all your stones.
Moments later i truely hope you've grown.

Wearing emotions can get you noticed.
Uniquely shaped like a floating lotus.
Half baked decision can create deficient expeditions.
You can ask me now, but it's not my vision.

Eagle yolk

captain's party

Hip hop happy new year, i'll steer clear of the deer that leaps bounding my car as I near that Avenue where dogs are chairs.

Now that we got that clear I'd like to stare deep inside your mind where the bats bottle bears, and the lichen stairs  are there to lead you astray.

Eating all that you can at the cereal buffet. You're a cereal killer with jelly jam Japanese beetles slamming opportunities to strike down any non believers, beguiling deceivers even dog fighting wide receivers, shaving big beavers.

Never a fan of a bump on a log. In my last life a fan of doing some grog. Ale ample aptitude affidavits  attitude shut your shit you're fucking lude.

Clear up the windshield,  spit shine bamboozler
guzzling fuzzy navels from the stomachs of navy men who for years sat in a boat playing pretend.

I'm off to eat the blizzard from the funniest place in your pants. Sear in the edge of your seat whilst I draw you this diagram grant.

Signed goober