misinterpreted Freestyle 03

Ferocity could be translated to her only if you even wanted to come with me it would be silly then if you even came with me we would be chilling then inside the back of my car we would be thrilling than riding on a roller coaster I've been all over the place but I ain't never seen the inside of the toaster because I'm toasted all over inside of my throat hurt I got like an exoskeleton of a poster all over the movie it is like a monster's roasting pan of excitement man eating all kinds of crazy things and then you figure out you weren't supposed to eat it because the turkey fattening is all over untreated and it's got dtt and all kinds of crazy wrestling moves inside of it that are beating your white blood cells into submission I'm on a mission from the future to the Past just to get you to admit that when you were at last the least happiest in the past now you can be sappier because I'm here and fastly you need to buckle up your seat belt because the Olive Tree is all kinds of crazy Creek now with the Greeks and the Trojans fighting over the condom Wars and everyone knows where to go where are the whores in the horses that be riding all full of diseases and people and creeps and everyone is treated with the backwardness of sleep

(I've came I've seen and I've conquered for the day)

misinterpreted Freestyle 02

I'll be abundantly slipping as I'm putting gas in the kitchen I got the group with the grease and I got on thats with the cheeks and I got a bullet in the nuts and washers wrenches and sleeps I got the telephone book and all kinds of crazy peeps all over the place because that was the Easter face with the Easter Bunny running around all over the place I've been arriving in Renton I got my hands in my pants and I can't keep what I'm doing all over the plants I got my drum and retention I put myself in detention I got all over the place and I don't even know why because the places that go all over the babies that cry and you trying to keep me down because you don't like where I am because you don't like where I'm staying in or where I came from man because I'm going further than you and I'm going to go all over the place and you can't walk in my shoes because you are a disgrace and you don't even know why but you even try to try that you even try to cry because your kids are like crocodile tears and man I say to you this because I have no fears I need to slow you write down so that you know that I'm here that I'm telling you why your ass is in shambles you fear the wrong things and stay with your grandma's and all over this hello Vernis fallopian tubes pajamas

(Omg this is fun!)

Misinterpreted Freestyle 01

Caught by the dorsal fin of an Oculus drifting amongst carelessness taught unseen various chariots as the recent Awards all of the stairs and in the area against Time unknown to me it was a crime to do what I did but I did it because I mind not to know what it was on the phone I could see what was then I dropped all the stones as a rapid and stabbing and stabbing them in the bath and I don't care what's going on because I'm eating the talcum because then loving you even if your Falcon on the couch because the lapis lazuli's got you all over the opposite of Grouch you been on time today slouch even if oysters are Roach I've been all over the Hut and I ain't seen NE float floating.

(This entire writing was a freestyle spoken into the mic translated to text. Many of the words that are there are misinterpreted by the talk to text but I'm still amused by the outcome. Understand I did not even say half of those words but I like the choices the computer made. Lol.)

life advice p2

I try to avoid things I don't really like;
Like torturous talking with nothing to bite;
Having nothing to chew on, scribble or glue on;
Plasma is as frivolous as jetsam is exciting;

Pay attention to details of which I am writing;
Cause jaws will drop, I'm unboring;
Nobody's bitten off more, its adoring;
Unlike chewing with you mouth open;
Could you please maybe stop, and then think for a moment as the falling balls drop;
As we drink to the moment when we were on top;

I hope to enjoy and not spill even a drop;
Jumping whilst drunk is only half of the voyage;
Stumping a drunk can be enormously joyous;
Humping a drunk can be even more so, believe me;
The things that I've seen could be written for screen;

Screaming in the ears of a deaf doesn't do justice;
Leaning on the shoulder of an amputee is just as;
Horribly wrong as maybe drugging a horse just to win at a rave where the dancing is worse than the best episode of golden girls;
Who am I kidding? Not watching TV is better than the best episode of the same show;

How do I know?;
Cause ignorance is bliss and from I can tell there's no magical kiss that can heal a sleeping spell induced by 1000 MG of sleepy time tea;
Why'd you drink so much you could have saved some for me;
Let this be a lesson learned, stop shopping so big;
Stop buying tea where the bag is a pig.

Abruptly these are my lessons for now;
Stick to the words and try to not have a cow;

gobbledygook 02

Funk a delightful grandeur of a man sir, with an elegant cane and the smock that'd rock you for sure;
I'm deaf to the omission of my name by exibition of my stains the only thing left on this earth when I'm swimming with the fish. 6 volts of electro funk coursing through my brains and boy I'm sunk into a fantastic whimsical satyr with unpurpetuated bliss and the problem with a ceiling is there's never really a miss. Somethings always gonna hit it eventually If not you when the midgets stand tall then you know that we're through.

shart sizzler

My absence has left nothing in its wake;
my arrogance has gotten me nowhere but mistakes; which when quantified can be a lesson in disguise;
I turn the other cheek only later to realize ;
inside theres battling demons which patronize juice; in my thoughts which if not drank, rots darkly into matter and when examined under the right light, all things uncertain become undone even unflatter-ing one, how tight, how wrong, all becomes right.... but I'm not there yet just working towards polished, a bit of goulish charm and sassafras sizzle put a posie on the door knob and let's get bizzle.

changing flow

I just found out I'm addicted to controversy;
I don't know why, but more n more it's apart of me;
I love the chaos the whole thing creates;
The way room tears apart as people try to dictate;
Intentions get tense like the boards on a fence;
The contradictions inducted;
The nut gets turned by the wrench;
I think corrections get made;
Wrongs righted and smooth paved;
Society is crumbling as a new ones secretly made;
All this happening in front of us but we're blinded by the guilt;
So in comes me I speak my mind;
You can stand against or in behind;
The rush it gives, the Attention short lived;
So I try to prolong it but people, like seives, leak from all angles;
The banners star spangled;
The manners still, and that drill are both tangled;
My wires I've crossed, single portion I've lost;
if you care to compare it's congruent my angles;