Changing Face

Surgery of the face rearranging all that space between your neck and your hair, disfigured features just in case. Making yourself someone that you weren't until you are, by then probably changed and scarred, eventually you are by far, that person you were not before the surgery you got, now the person that you be is unfamiliar to me.

When I look into the mirror in my dreams I see my fears, and it seems that the pain I went through wasn't real, as the dream me comes to tears, I am how I once was, why can't i just wake up, I know that I am not like what this does.

Purgatory of emotions, spent devotion al la carte, come and get some allegory before it dissipates and starts, turning things that meant another into things that mean nadda thing at all. When I fade into self loathing leaving nothing when I fall.

Was it worth it, I do think so. Spent time analyzing thoughts, when I've come to the conclusion who I am is what I've got. Now I've got amazing talent, let's up the ante side by side, when my ego catches up I promise you're in for a wild ride. When my budget catches up that ride gets ludicrous insane, when technology catches up that means we're living in a dream. When reality catches up, I don't think we'll ever be the same. When the withdrawal catches up, the universe is long gone by then.

Only got one life so live it, love it, do things that amaze. Never leave a chance to chance because the chance will turn you to a slave. Be master of your own mind, like magenta is real bright, when it comes time to make choices, hope you choose fight over flight. Hope you choose to do the wrong things so you learn what choice was right, maybe next time you will know, never know when time is right.

Melted Backwards

Overthrown by optimism, obscured by reality, at last I'm on the Atlas unless that was a flatless, negative ion, supercharged with ultra bion-ick, super quick I'ma be hella slick and throw a monkey wrench into my own plans just to see if I can stick, to it, make it through it, I will pursue it, an that's the truth that's how I'll do it.

Metaphorical metamorphosis, glory hole, what the hell is this? Like an oracle meets the exorcist on the other side of an orifice. Didn't see that with my astute observational ability, jeeze Louise would ja look at these I think we need divided trees, divinity defined with ease, one's right one's wrong, would ja pick one please.

When the flood gates open there's a time to freak, that time is now, so if you please will you speak, I will make sounds so that you can't think, I'm like that, I'm very rapid to repeatedly sink, into my own mind where it is I can drink, my very own thoughts, blurting out like verbal shots, verbal diarrhea is what some may call it but it don't stink, I'm afflicted but depicted with a wallet made from walrus whiskers, I think I may have saw it.

Kicking out lyrics with no music, but I know you need ta hear em, haven't written in a week or so, my thoughts I needed to clear em. I drank rogain down with some propane and an apple, my throat has hair now, but fear is hairballs in my snapple. My sight is clear now, wanna reach a place for my fingers to grapple.

Rappelling down a rock face that exists in outer space is equivalent to jumping on a moon beam if  refracted in just the right place. Almost got the monkey wrench out of this rusty clogged cog, when the gears begin a turning again you'll be glad I'm back to bog, you down with the utmost of clownish sustenance. Never try to jump over what's presumed to be a custard fence.


PEACE.

Message to thou

Hola and bonjour to my watchers, witnesses, pseudo fans, friends, cretins, munchkins, and anyone else who visits to read my ramblings.

I would like to say that after a one week hiatus I am back to blog my heart away.

 I hope your vacation from me was as pleasant as having feathers tickle your feet whilst they are bound.

I am back do not fear, I will now write some super dope lyrics for you to calm the nerves of thinking you lost me. Enjoy.

Landon

Paraphrased in detail

Systematic ultra sonic hazmat in the attic, sunder on I'm dissociatively charismatic, Angered like a bull that's been shocked by arcing static, Electrically charged I'ma make you feel like you an addict;

I hit the words harder than you smash the ground when went for a spin on your new bicycle an your head you did pound, I keep em coming like a frictionless cat, my claws are stretched out, better hope I don't grab at;

Cho attention like you paying, cause it's prevention-less go mention this, add up the tension dial my extension you get misguided cause I redirect you to Jim Henson's fist, Bwah right up your alley but don't worry he'll be the gentlest, he's in no hurry;

If Uranus has got a galley then I'm on the wrong planet lost, I thought I was on Earth but sometimes losing my place in outer space floating at what cost? Groats McGee reminding me to tell you that you're soon to be, without a brain, so plug your ears before it oozes out and stains, your brand new used shirt you bought real cheap, spend more on dirty smut and less on beauty sleep;

Been putting lunesta inside my iced tea then leaving the glass everywhere and anywhere I be, people all around falling asleep sound, thinking there's a narcolepsy contagion going down. It's just a prime example of my high rez Jackassed-flip, put on these brand new glasses if you wanna watch the acid trip;

Watch your step cause acid can burn if left on your face, try not to turn, so suddenly, death seems to erase, the memory like a VHS if magnetic I can express my positive attracts negative vibes which can be copacetic, so I run and hide behind, a place where all the positive will reach me just in time for the chlorine bleach to leech me;

Before I go an do something prolific, which is applicable to scribbling jots down, not too specific, I'ma ask you one last time where'd you come from? where you going? I know where I wanna end up, currently I'm slowly flowing.

Proverbial Hypothesis

Proverbial chop sticks sticking to the food I feed my mood with honesty honestly I'm in that mindset, trying not to be rude, crude or inexplicably explicit the things I'm bout to say can be literately illicit;

That's just it there's no trying, happening is what it is, like making a girl pregnant, it wasn't me it was my jizz. I didn't know that that shizz knew the way, I don't even know what happens when it leaves after today;

Before right now I tried to keep this all PG, but who am I kidding, In all honesty, seriously I mean honestly? Cause I know I got some views, but that means nadda thing, I got nothing to lose, time to amp it up a bit unlike that Mr.Rogers and his indoor shoes, I'm here to make some streaks all over the floors, I wanna be the one to kick a hole in your door;

I don't wanna be your neighbor, I don't wanna be your friend, get rid of that stuff you messing with, I'm done playing pretend. I need to be making moves, making contacts, need ta schmooze need ta be a better player insteada posing like a lose-er, who, him, wasn't me that said I'd stem, off someone else's coattails cause that ride is kinda grim;

I make my own life, destiny is my driver, I be building that shiz from scratch like that mo fukka MacGyver, starving for fame, that's the name of the game I play. I'm hungrier than a hippo with mad munchies umm kay? I'm angry the world neglects what is reflected from me, the thoughts that I have I think most people should probably see;

I'm doing my best to stay modest, but the beast is now unleashed, not sure for how long I can contain him, suppressing the raging feast at least. Time to resurrect the ideology I buried, deep beneath the thoughts suppressed in the coffin kinda scary;

I'm a follower to no one, and a leader on my own, if you wish to follow me just be prepared to catch a stone-ing, ist, ish... What did I do with that last wish, the one the gypsy lady told me I'd have happen if I dish, out my inner being, pour my thoughts out to be seen, just remember it's not my fault if I come off as being mean.

So here's the beginning of the end, I'm just warming up my style, expect the unexpected like my format to beguile, nonsensical essence that will warm you up with a smile, or terrify the thoughts of a pterodactyl in denial. 

Profoundly I Find

Japanese jelly beans Kirasowa kernels keen ;
Would they taste like soya sauce or wasabi dark brown or green;
I vote they'd be disgusting like a warm can of sardines;
Put some fish inside your boots for magic powers scuttle squish.

Float like a hover craft above the solid ground is where you'll probably fall in love;
Where is the love that you've found?;
Like the leaves in the wind floating elsewhere with ease;
Leave your home bear and barren like the nakedness of trees;
Do you think the snakes will care when rabbits wear no underwear;
When pigs have jet packs to soar will people stare?

The crossfire catches snails crossing the line from the salt factory producing NaCl out in behind;
The O2 i'm breathings is actually NOXeFl but does that matter anymore i feel like exodus so bleh;
Vampire assassins flatulating blue angels causing campfires to be catching;
Hold on to your panties cause I feel like something latching;
Down your leg there's a amplifier that you been stashing;
Making feelings feel as if they're actions, reactions to refractions.

I cannot foresee the thing that I though that will lead me to fortune fortunatly;
There's five hundred ways to get there,so pick a route and be;
On it like flies on an African's face;
Did I just say that? No I didn't, but you read it in cyber space.
Cyber-tastic Syberia sitting on a broken chair, no matter where you are there the internet is rare.

Enjoy this operation like the hasbro game;
Cause the more that I write down the less likely it's the same;
The more that you found the more likely to be insane;
The less likely you like it, the more likely will your brain.
Swimming pools filled with jello probably would help you drown;
Just make sure the jellos green so its more easy to be found.

Evolutionary Methodology

Vertically diagonal seems to mean success;
On a graphical demonstration subjugating from duress;
A mathematical formula could figure out the rest;
Where a shotgun wedding could spell out excess;
Just a twinkle of sarcasm is the recipe for jest;
When a inkling of  phantasm is nonexistent I guess.

From quatrains to sextuplets I've changed my modus operandi;
Which is to say I've strayed from my habitual rhyming ballet;
Benjamin Franklin would spin about in his grave if we connected his skeleton to a spindle;
But hey, that's desecration of a body, and a really fun way, to make bones rattle;
Not going out of my way, I won't skedaddle, fortunately is it good to be partaking in battle.

Hot metal makes a hiss and a clinking when exposed to water in a trough;
That's called forging I've disclose;  
These words come out my mind and they hot off the press;
From my brain which does the hissing and my fingers do the rest;
It's your reaction that is clinking when the gears in your mind;
Get to spinning when you're reading what I've written left behind.

Belching babies like to barf the contents of their stomach when they're nearing the park;
Its intensely obscene like the colours of a quark in quantum space is quantified by light vs dark;
The dark matter I ate could fill up a box, in a fridge on a mountain powered only by socks;
No wonder the dryer always confiscates foot covers, I always loose the left, right left with no brother;
Success is the meaning behind all this scheme;
Will I ever achieve it, or is it just a dream.

Am I or What

Engrossed with grossness which is to say grande;
I guess I could say large but then the first though would then land;
Directly into your mind, like the battering ram slams;
Like the melted baby bottle duck that I drank before I swam.

I'm a swami to some, and just a sham to others, a shame to those unmentioned;
While I hide under the covers, my dreams take place from inside of my mind;
The colours that emanate are so bright, I'm surprised I'm not blind;
Then again I've poor sight, in hindsight that's just fine.

Foreshadowing from the shadows is as effective as howling in a wind tunnel;
While the wind projected is artificial, the sound can be muddled;
When the ground becomes muddy, from the water mixing with dirt;
It's hard to stay in clean clothes without feelings getting hurt.

It's hard to say with mean tones, I like you as a friend?;
It's to hard to listen softly, and attempt to comprehend;
It's hard to be a wannabe and try not to pretend;
It's easy to give up trying when you never tried to begin.

Stuck with this path, although I sometime travel astray;
Always coming back, an so I often say today;
Am I gonna find what it is that I'm looking for before I lay;
In this awful game of chess, and we play it everyday nonetheless.

In the grand scheme of things, I wonder whats the picture on my puzzle;
When all the pieces are connected will I see it, Will I discover;
With all the fish in the sea, and all the birds in the sky, and all the rain from the clouds;
As they float on passing by, like the days and the time, never stopping to rewind;
What is it that I'm looking for but just can't seem to find?

Jibberish Scales

Guan-gar ga gantuan Gwanggg.....
If spoken softly in song, can commit to do wrong-ohonggggg...
Ohmmm, secret words I have shown.
Take your spirit to sone, that's a place some call home.

What a wonderful time, that I had on this ride,
That we had on this side...
Mhooooww, make it slither and slide,
Heading hither with pride.

Fergggg... Fal ahh wul ma cen tured.
Mellow drastic absurd,
Sometimes lost in the words,
I just wish to be heard.

Juinggg... Cha la wallah fa bing.
Et le matcha qu ping,
Sounds quite awkward, yet rings,
Just the right notes it seems.

Suppose there'l come the day,
When you sit back and say,
That I knew him before,
All the things he's now more.

Gone, gone away and still here,
Dwahngg gla gatta ver peer,
Mun se nattah fle greer,
En sull batta for cheers.

Aesthectically Speaking

Eleven people view it, nobody says boo.
One person's jealous, but I won't mention who.
Six people smell it, but it comes down to two.
Who's the one I speak of, could it be them or you?

Several times I think of incredulous thoughts,
Equally I forget before quickly I jot,
Sequentially I categorize placing in slots,
Frequently misnomer the spots that I've got.

Greatly appreciate the kindness of strangers,
Faintly deteriorate the blindness of anger,
Quaintly I speak of the mindlessness of subjugation,
Lately feel humbled, lowering frustrated expectation.

Loathsome lackluster audacious recluse,
Fantastic phantom gone off on the loose,
Barnaby bluster bolstering boost,
Keep on trying until fate's seduced.

Insanity spans over epochs of chronology,
Determination can be figured as evolution of biology,
Extermination quite often detested by theology,
Faith is what guides those left after technology.

Definitive desolation of deterrent situation,
Absent still is a self evaluation,
Madlibs fill time reality evasion,
Oxygen dissipates at a rapid concentration.

If you see this bothering to read,
Take a second and a comment please leave,
Let me know that you've been here, so I believe,
Otherwise the view numbers to me do deceive.

Curious Questions

Longevity is the ability to fight decrepidy from sneaking up slowly,
Thus expelling time deceptively unlike wearing an abollae.
In words that are considered collectively correct,
A quatrain of fragmentation I'll attempt to connect.



The dots that are designed to spell the writing on the wall,
If you do look what have you took, have you taken a look at all?
If literacy is forgotten and explicitly replaced,
What would be the thing you think to come and take its place?
 
Liveliness exemplary drinking from sacred waters,
Heartiness can be bountiful, versatility can be slaughtered.
Crimping crumbs together forms a larger crunchy crisp,
Only when the time is right can there exist a wisp of risk.

Longitudinal navigation, detestable fortitude devoid of negation,
If the hearts pulse is any indication, what's the response of its resignation,
Numb wrist, thumbs kissed, arms broke,slipped disk.
Crumpled stump from a formidable cask, burnt and cut till the bilge is past.

Bridges built, take longer to form, than those that are burnt or destroyed in the storm,
Emotions swirling, desires that fade, irrevocable decisions decreed for days,
Harnessing thoughts from the free will broadcaster,
Tarnishing trust, oncoming disaster, impending delinquency falling faster.

Time travels forwards yet disobeyed.
Age defiant even trade,
Stay young forever, have it made,
That's the trick that's often played.

Old timey Free Styling

Uh huh, uh huh this right here's an old timey free style,
the only way it be older would be sending signals by a fire,
I write the words out just as fast as I can think em,
And if this were a telegraph i'd have to beep beep dumb,
So glad the way technology is keeping peeps away,
The same way sickness be keeping all the creeps at bay but hey.

No this aint Guantanamo, an if we in a cave than you,
 prolly stepping on the bat guano.
The shiz fills cracks up in yo shoe,
Gonna track it on the carpet,
When it hardens its like glue,
Sniffen, stiffen, try to keep your fingers from the who,
Cause if they be a choppin then you prolly gonna sue.

But if you on the block like jenny,
ba ba boo i say to you,
where the funk is 94,
its came an gone,
as did the zoo.

Okay, right now yo prolly wanna know,
where the heck i get these thoughts,
and where the heck did they all go?
and where in heckle is the lot,
how I keepen them in flow

So wait and I,
may confiscate some of your time,
with my needless apprehensions,
and the truths behind the lies.

While I need my,
object to fit in keyholes like key limes,
cause i'm tossing out my verbal
it's my mental that's gone pi

And if you through,
gone an made it frew ma maze,
gonna have these thoughts for days,
have a guggenhiem that plays
for you, for you.

As I live inside the coast,
eat the center of the toast,
champagne bubbles mixed with ghosts,
go an dirty up the sheet, cause the
cumber cued the seat,
and the thunder sounds en grosse,
its the meat we eat that's host. 

State of Mind

Ya I be cray, cray, cray, crazy water melon... Crazy what I'm sellin
Yeah I be cray, cray, cray, crazy.... like a villain... crazy so I'm skillen.

Oh I be a uppity yuppy, I'm gonna wear me some puppies, I got some meat on my feet, an I am ice cold like a slushie.

I'm like pecans ala gonsta, be writing rhymes like a monsta, bin killing time like I'm a fine like a  utilitarian spon-suh.

Got the ideas that bought, the magic beans that I brought, Got traffic seams that'll rip a hole in dreams that you thought.

As you be thinking you thought, that as I sink when I rot, and even still all the stink, that once created will not, be half as bad as your life; the hesitation you felt had when your skin met with the knife.

Canned corn al la cream, although I wish I could deem, that all the nastiest things, I wish that I hadn't seen, just like two girls and one cup, i wish that I would have know, that the content of the cup inside from her anus was shown.

Although Uranus is blown out, it be just outta this world, just like the thoughts in my brain, so I just sit and I swirl, and as I spin round in this chair, my thoughts spin inside my mind, and so I use both my hands, to type the ones that I find.

Ya I be cray, cray, cray, crazy... like a crayon, one that's made from rayon.
Yeah I be cray, cray, cray, cry for me when I'm gone... cry for me when I'm done.
Yes I be cray,cray,cray, crazy like a starfish, crazy like the Amish.

Just shy of a Limeric

Running faster forward onward;
Getting to the border talk words;
Talking to the nim bons, awkward;
Backing towards the thing I thoughts weird.

Bending boxes biffle baffle;
Get your tickets win the raffle;
Get your fickle, forget fackle;
Issues that should soon be tackled.

Boots that melted made from butter;
Better than the butter bottle;
Anything you drank from that thing;
Surely make your middle waddle.

Ice cream slushy made from frog legs;
In a blender looks could cause gags;
In a blunder taste like red flags;
Where the mind would cause some tongue drag.

Parachuting from a high space;
Better than the shite on myspace;
Better yet dry ice in a wet case;
Richard Pryor smoked a shoe lace.

Onward forward faster running;
Ruining reasons ankles shunning;
Shinsickle splinter, popsicle spear;
Listen closely aim to hear.

When does a circle look like a sphere;
How many licks can a salt block deer;
How many quips can I lick in a line;
Depends on if they nasty or fine.

Exercising exorcism excellece;
Two more spirits munificently magnificent;
Two more carrots make residual insignificance;
Got my aficionado license from the bottom of the box;
All I had to eat was cereal through holes inside my socks.

Where am I?

Never stayed somewhere for long;
Found I quickly hate the surroundings;
Constantly swimming through this life;
Although lately felt more like drowning.

No matter how much I gasp for air;
It fills my lungs but it's just not there;
The quality at which things establish;
Considered greater yet feel less than average.

I want elegant things, resplendent is my fire;
Igniting the flame that I deem as desire;
Is it selfish to want to be great, instead of stuck in mediocrity;
If it is I don't care I just want to live life like aristocracy.

If Icarus' flight too close to the sun was his demise;
I'll stay a bit back so I don't get surprised;
I just wanna see the stars, I just want a bigger life;
Unlike this box that I'm stuck in, I'm expecting to be rife.

Chock full of piss and vinegar is thy;
Keep my eyes on the prize, leave my urge stuck on drive;
Not sure where I'll end up, but that's the fun in the matter;
There's a reason I never stick around, I looked but haven't found what makes me gladder.

Ele mentality

nearing a thousand views, I need to start arousing thy muse;
quantified allegorical disposition, causality fishing;
efficiently deficient defunct as an intermission;
my mission is to move you, get your brain cells exuberantly excited;
unfortunately juxtaposition we set in is the same one we decided.

wanting more so, and the lore's though;
ready still now is the chores so;
doing work that's inherently inert;
keeping dirt from becoming stained by the cleanness of my shirt.

shallow sherpa shepherd shill, bring me summit peppers with your pepper finding skill;
atop the mountain in the elevation while you breathing and you chill;
shish ka shoot ka bango blowing the magic flute like django;
grow me some beans that will make me astute obscenity seems to be at my root.

scoop a barrel of aardvark harrow;
but be careful, quite dangerous, defining the word peril;
adversity is sterile, sterility is lifeless;
creatures with odd features can make them just like this.

seagull statue won't soar with the eagles, most unfortunate;
can kill if dropped from high enough, or if swallowed try to avoid it;
ideas can be regal, legality quite questionable;
emphasis on detestable, embarking on a festival. 

why does the moon care if monsoons and tidal waves are a pair of crashing croons;
both of them hiding boons anyway you try to look where;
why does the water fight with the fire can they get along despite their;
differential purposes, one gives and one takes, both can cleanse on purpose, or kill by mistake.
 

Rudimentary Missunderstandings

I'm sorry I suck so much, self loathing beginning;
Getting the best of me, sucks that it's winning;
Bad feelings erupting onto limitless ceilings;
Corrupted conniption contracting confliction.

Inflections deflecting the image protecting;
Myself and my thoughts from the dots reconnecting;
What it is I can't see, which is to say nazi;
Why am I so hard on myself, my reflection is not me.

I'm charming and witty, yet feeling so shitty readily;
Harming myself to the point I'm alarming myself steadily;
Put down the fly paper and the bottle of foam drops;
There's a better way to settle without leaving the comb clots.

Cumquats the size of a large midget like schnoz berry;
Gumdrops with eyes and it's really quite scary;
Thumbs got some lines that'll kick your canary;
Like the black lung in a mine, and the mind is really quite wary.

Invention intervention, contesting comprehension;
Kangaroo juice on a blue moose gonna get some ill attention;
Went and did it, when I got some;
Dropped my marbles so I left them.

All inside my generosity zone where I quarantined the banana phone;
Got some meaty like aprehensions? Found a weird bone;
Wax connections, Broken cord is the correction;
Got not quarters, complex convection.

Why do I feel like I've stolen nothing but sensations keep controlling;
Time is wasting but I've done not a thing except chasing;
My own tail which is really quite exempt;
Like equating the frustration that I'm feeling from contempt.

Plurar for Moose?

keeping to it, I'm raising limits like a street hits the curb;
You can't even imagine what I've gone and done to the world;
From the day I was born, I breathed my very first breath;
I was determined to be famous, putting myself to the test.

Am I worth it, can I dig it, can I handle all included alienation;
Do I want it, should I flaunt it, can I create instigation;
Gatorama, slithering snake charma;
I'll snap my teeth and bite both you and yo mama's mama;

I write words to breach your innermost thoughts;
You feel concerned because I'm thinking on spot;
You crash and burn just like you feared the from the needless rejection;
I can't provide you with limitless protection;

I walk on sandwishes made from shooting star kisses;
The taste real fruity but I cannot feel the clean dishes;
I made mistakes before that had cost me my pride;
All the dishes got broken, some of the shards tried to hide;

I think I'm ready for it, feeling endlessly horrid every day;
Thoughts cross my mind like a mine field so I dare not say;
Not wanting explosions to rapidly disintegrate;
All of those notions that I try to reiterate, retaliate and obliterate.

It's silent now like a field in the dark;
And if you listen closely can be considered a morsel you hark;
The mooses mosses gonna grow like the lake;
When the people arrive, I will renege my mistake.

What's Love?

Let me take a moment, let me not forget to ask;
Let us make an observation, can we put it in the past;
Let me not divulge the wrong doings both of us each had;
These things make us what we are, be it good or be it bad.

Let me hear you say well now, we well now;
Let me see you looking well now, it's swell now;
Sure I love it when you make that face with silly a sounding laugh;
Think you forget some numbers when you're doing all the math.

One plus one is plenty, this time it's more than only two;
All the things that we both wanted, all the things we said we'd do;
Places never that we'd been, but you said you wanna go;
Back when we were both young, doesn't seem so long although;

Let me take a pause from thinking bout you frequent all the time;
Let me take a second here, all these things they on my mind;
Let us take some pleasure in exploring our recourse;
All these memories we had, be it for better or for worse.

Slowly wandering, I be thinking bout a plethora of thoughts;
Tendency to constantly visualize the many different spots;
Accomplishments I'd thought I'd have, things that I thought I'd be;
Maybe if I weren't with you, then you wouldn't be with me.

Destiny has intertwined, it's obvious it's not;
Thoughts mislead us anyway, they led us to this spot;
So let us take this time we have, appreciating what is ours;
Instead of always garbling, missing the smell of flowers.